{"product_id":"gelato-33-platinum-tier-thca-hemp-flower","title":"Gelato 33 — Platinum Tier Indoor THCA Hemp Flower","description":"\u003ch3\u003e📋 Product Information\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCultivation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Indoor-grown\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompliance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Federally compliant hemp (2018 Farm Bill)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLab Testing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Third-party COA available\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIndoor-grown THCA hemp flower, third-party lab tested and federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill. \u003cstrong\u003eGelato 33\u003c\/strong\u003e is a Platinum Tier hybrid renowned for its dessert-forward terpene profile and balanced character. This phenotype of the legendary Gelato lineage delivers a sweet, creamy aroma with subtle citrus and earthy undertones, representing our mid-tier standard for indoor precision and terpene preservation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🍨 AROMA \u0026amp; FLAVOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDessert-forward nose with dominant sweet cream and vanilla notes. Light citrus zest (orange peel, lemon) cuts through the sweetness, balanced by soft earthy undertones. The flavor profile is smooth and indulgent. Terpenes are well-preserved through controlled curing, delivering a rich sensory experience from first whiff to final exhale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💨 SMOKE \u0026amp; SMOOTHNESS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExceptionally smooth inhale with minimal throat irritation. The smoke is creamy and expansive without being harsh, making it ideal for extended sessions. Clean burn with light gray ash indicates proper cure and minimal residual moisture. Flavor translates beautifully from aroma to smoke—sweet, creamy, with a subtle citrus finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e👁️ APPEARANCE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMedium dense buds with vibrant visual appeal. Bright green base color with possible light purple hues depending on batch and phenotype expression. Thick trichome coverage gives the nugs a frosted, crystalline appearance. Orange pistils are prominent but not overpowering. Proper cure maintains structural integrity—buds are sticky and resinous without being overly dry or moist, reflecting indoor cultivation under controlled environmental conditions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🎯 INTENDED VIBE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBalanced hybrid character suitable for late afternoon or evening use. Promotes relaxation without heavy sedation, making it ideal for unwinding while staying functional. Great for creative activities, social gatherings, or simply enjoying a calm evening at home. Not recommended for tasks requiring sharp focus or early morning routines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📦 BATCH NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIndoor-grown in climate-controlled environment with optimized light cycles and nutrient schedules. Slow-cured for 14+ days to preserve terpene integrity and achieve ideal moisture balance. Hand-trimmed to maintain trichome coverage and visual appeal. Packaged in airtight containers to lock in freshness from harvest to delivery. Ships within 24–48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧪 LAB RESULTS \u0026amp; COAs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery batch is third-party tested for cannabinoid potency, pesticides, heavy metals, and microbials. Full Certificates of Analysis (COAs) are available before purchase. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/certificates-of-analysis-coas\"\u003eLearn what to look for in a COA →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this show on a drug test?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. THCA flower may cause a positive result on standard drug tests that screen for THC metabolites. If you are subject to drug testing, consult your employer's policy and consider this risk before purchasing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I store this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStore in a cool, dark place in an airtight container. Avoid direct sunlight and excessive heat. Proper storage maintains terpene profile and potency for 3-6 months.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this compliant?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. All flower is Farm Bill compliant with ≤0.3% Delta-9 THC (dry weight) and third-party lab verified. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.valuedbud.com\/thca-legality-by-state\"\u003eRead our legal guide →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ValuedBud™","offers":[{"title":"3.5g - $25","offer_id":46805730197673,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"7g - $50","offer_id":46805730230441,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"14g - $75","offer_id":46805730263209,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"28g - $100","offer_id":46805730295977,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/7555\/7545\/files\/Gelato_33_Table_optimized_edf2b2a2-6782-498f-8d41-745bac794d08.jpg?v=1771105435","url":"https:\/\/shop.valuedbud.com\/products\/gelato-33-platinum-tier-thca-hemp-flower","provider":"ValuedBud™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}